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want it bad enough…act on it.
(Source: thegettingskinny)
“No it’s not.”
(Source: baringoursoulss)
My grandmother on Christmas about Ziva:
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Aunt #1:
Couldn't you see them doing a wedding? With a headslap coming down the aisle?
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Aunt #2:
And the glass-stomping thing?
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Aunt #1:
Huh?
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Aunt #2:
She's Jewish. You know, they do that thing with the glass? Come on, I know you watch those wedding shows on TLC.
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Grandma:
I think she should convert if she marries Tony. It would fit with her becoming more American. They could do a real touching episode about her accepting Jesus.
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Whole kitchen:
*silence*
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Me:
Um, I don't think...
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Mom:
Honey, go check the potatoes, please.
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Me:
But--
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Mom:
Potatoes.
I think instead of the “poke” option on facebook, there should be a “Gibbs slap” option
(Source: meme-rage)
Dear Husband,
I don’t want us to be those parents who never act romantic in front of their children. I want our kids to learn how to really love somebody because we lead by example. So kiss me in the kitchen while I’m pouring cereal, cuddle with me on the couch during family movie night, and hold my hand while we grocery shop.
Let’s show them what true love looks like, so when they find it for themselves they’ll never let it go.
(Source: imaginativeobserver)
Happy Potter, the boy who laughed
Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince
Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.
Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.
forever reblog
Can you imagine being the person who sent this anon? Having to see this all the time. Must be so embarrassing but it’s hilarious!
My gut hurts from laughing, omfg.
But actually this is my favorite post on tumblr
Deb & Dex (DEXTER)
Soooo, I get really annoyed that people don’t seem to realize that the actors who play these two characters actually WERE married IRL. I mean, how do you not do your homework on your OTP?? IDK it just gets on my nerves.
